Tom Kerridge’s Proper Pub Food
It sort of saddens me to acknowledge this but I remember a time when pubs weren’t particularly synonymous with food. Pubs that I used to frequent in my youth (or yoof, as I like to say) were places to carouse, cavort and exercise your jaw whilst depleting grey matter on chemical ‘Export strength’ lager. They weren’t really places to go to eat. If you did ever become peckish, sustenance usually came in the form of a packet of pork scratchings, tossed casually across the bar. Or, if you were feeling brave or drunk enough, there was the option of buying from the glass cabinet of doom; which usually contained a single, flaccid pasty that had been kept warm and alive by a single light bulb. For about 5 weeks.
I like to
feel that I have grown up now and it certainly feels like pubs have grown up
too. Fostered by the gastro pub revolution, declining wet sales and an emphasis
on family dining, going to your local for something to eat rather than drink is
very much the norm these days. And if you find a convivial boozer that goes just
that little bit further with their menu, well personally I often find that to
be the better option than going to a stuffy, formal restaurant. A couple of
weeks ago, I sat down in a country pub and ordered skate wing with brown butter
and capers which is a fairly accomplished dish. Simple yes but so easy to get
wrong. In my case it was lovely and the
interesting point is that more and more publicans and chefs are starting to
push the boundaries, blurring the lines between fine dining and traditional pub
grub.
One pub in that regard that is going beyond the pale and hitting the
lofty heights is of course The Hand and Flowers, the only pub in the UK with two
Michelin stars. And steering that ship is Tom Kerridge, the chef’s
chef from the West Country. If there was ever an ebullient beacon for raising
the game in pubs across the land it would be this guy. And after watching his
new cookery show ‘Proper Pub Food’ - which aired on BBC2 last
week - it is quite easy to see why the Beeb commissioned the series. Because
the big man has got big love for food.
Kicking off with a remit of presenting pub classics that are simple yet
full of strong flavours, Tom hit the sweet spot straight away with his slow
cooked lamb and pommes boulangere, or Baker’s potatoes. Through puncturing the
shoulder of lamb with whole cloves of garlic to layering slices of onion, thyme
and spuds to pouring wibbly-wobbly stock all over the top, the premise looked
great from the off. His suggestion of going for a long, long walk whilst it
cooked was well advised as I can imagine the temptation to sneak a mouthful as
smells envelope the kitchen would surely be too great. The reward for patience,
so it seems, is fantastically succulent meat and crisp, amber, slivers of
spuds. I physically dribbled when he served it up.
A visit to a
local brewery came next, with a short overview of the beer they brewed, showing
off a summer beer and a dark porter. Being a stout man myself, in the
conventional sense, I would happy drink and cook with both. But Tom decided
that the darker, richer beer would be great to use in an alternative version of
moules marinière. The fact that he was cooking it outside at a BBQ event whilst
it precipitated down from a great height probably also influenced his decision.
Still the people that queued up, all curiously named ‘Chief’, looked very happy
indeed. Apart from one hubby who made his wife fetch his food and was embarrassed
for being ever so shy.
Back in the
kitchen and in keeping with the one pot theme, Tom then showed us how to rustle
up a chorizo and pollock stew. After finely chopping some onions, resulting in
some on-screen weeping, he also showed us a tender side too. “Real don’t cry or
eat quiche. I like quiche,” he uttered, almost whispering. By doing so Tom sort
of accidently opened up at that point and revealed an inner part of his soul.
As if he had been picked on in the past for his passion of egg based pastry
tarts. Which made me feel quite indignant and righteous as I can’t stand quiche
bullies. Luckily, the focus was quickly brought back to a warm, fragrant
looking bowl of meat, fish and pulses with green spinach added in for extra
healthy measure. And all was well again.
After that,
Tom took us on a stroll down to Maltby Street market, the proper food lover’s proper
food market, where everyone proclaimed to be noshers. Or in other words, they
were fond of mountains of salt beef and pastrami, the greedy little beggars.
The sandwiches from Monty’s Deli did look very good but I did like Tom’s twist
back in the kitchen regarding pickling vegetables. I do love a pickle and
pickle regularly at home but always end up in a malty sweaty mess after eating
them so I think I will go with his recommendation of mellower white wine
vinegar in future. Instead of using Sarsons own.
For the
climax, Tom ended the show ended with plum fool shenanigans from gas canisters
and a nifty trick when making custard. The biggest threat with custard is that
it can turn into scrambled eggs in the blink of an eye. So Tom’s suggestion to
pour the thickened sauce over clean freezer blocks to rapidly cool things down
was inspired. This pudding was evidently inspired by Angel Delight, that cheap,
after school treat that keeps the kids up way past their bedtime. And judging
by the way the adults were whooping and laughing around the table, you’d be
forgiven to think that they had more than their fair share of E numbers.
Which brings
me to perhaps the only bugbear I have regarding Tom Kerridge’s ‘Proper Pub
Food’. As a presenter and advocator of good, simple cooking, he does a
fantastic job. Tom is a joy to watch in fact. But I did find the cookery
show/lifestyle clichés a little bit irritating, which I suspect is more down to
direction, rather than Tom himself. He is obviously a regular bloke (and this
show was geared towards blokes) so it would have been good to have some more
realistic touches, dotted about the show. For instance, that he mixed milk and
cream in a nice pewter jug before pouring it in a pan annoyed the hell out of
me. Why create the extra washing up Tom? Why not sling it all in the pan
straight away? Because the food stylist said so?
Perhaps I am being picky though. Perhaps that is the proper way to do things. After all, if anyone knows how to do proper pub food, it’s going to be Tom Kerridge.
Perhaps I am being picky though. Perhaps that is the proper way to do things. After all, if anyone knows how to do proper pub food, it’s going to be Tom Kerridge.
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